I still don't get where Fox finds the chefs on Hell's Kitchen. Anyone who knows anything about GR knows that he is psycho about chefs knowing where the food, especially the protein, comes from and being comfortable with butchering as well as cooking it. Anyone aspiring to be an elite chef, furthermore, ought to know that sweetbreads are considered delicacies and unless they're a vegetarian/vegan (in which case, why are you even on the show?) should welcome the opportunity to learn, even if it's not especially appetizing at first.

Speaking of not actually watching the show before you're on it, what's with Coach's all-black ensemble on Survivor? Is he insane? They always shoot in a hot climate. He's not only creepy but apparently an idiot to boot.

And what's up with the Subaru commercial in which the dad has enrolled his little boy in Brownies? Subaru Foresters are often considered lesbian cars, but this seems to portray some gender confusion on the part of small children or their parents. Bizarre.